In college, everyone wants to put you on their mailing list. You could be someone who makes little children cry, and you would still get emails from the Student United Way asking you to volunteer. Occasionally I overcome apathy and request to be removed from a mailing list, but mostly I just delete everything they send me.
The other day, however, there was a little uprising, and about 10 or so people replied to an email asking to be removed. They, of course, did not understand how to operate email, and lovingly clicked reply all so that everyone might witness their request to be removed.
Queue angry email from club officer:

Most people would respectfully go on with their lives, but most people are not me. This email presents a wonderful opportunity to take the joke too far.
So I hit

and sent out this little gem

EMAIL ANARCHY