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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

How to start a meaningful conversation... (How to never make friends)




It's kinda like the time when I got chili in my beard and then had to ask the kind folks at Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaning to clean and steam my beard...


It's kinda like that time when I got stuck in Dr. Phil's mustache...

It's kinda like the time when I found Narnia in Oprah Winfrey's toilet...

It's kinda like that other time when Miley Cyrus and I got matching jeggings...

It's kinda like the time when Ke$ha and I glittered Billy Mays' beard...

It's kinda like that other time when I was Zach Galifianakis' beard wrangler and accidently lit it on fire...

Hey remember when you were explaining how you love that new hot nude yoga class?

Hey remember when you and I were talking about our mutual need for Depends?

It's kinda like....

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