1. Wait awkwardly for hairdresser.
2. Get in chair and get dressed with the world's largest bib.
3. Try to describe what haircut you want (note: you will never be successful)
4. Make incredibly awkward conversation with someone twice your age. If you're lucky, they will quickly lose interest in you. If you are unlucky, prepare to talk about the weather for a very long time...
5. Now it's time to see your haircut. Chances are that it looks nothing like what you described.
6. As you leave, take solace in the fact that you don't look like Ke$ha.
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As an alternative, simply allow the Little Sister to cut your hair. Bonus: when it looks nothing like what you described, you now get to live with the person who made it that way!
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