Wake up at 9 am: Yay! This is what adults do! Except I think they wake up around 6 or 7 am...
Shower at 9:10 am
Getting dressed at 9:30 am: Wear adult clothes! [Anything with khakis counts]
Walk to work at 11 am: Focus on how to be productive. Make lots of lists.
Work (11 am - 4:30 pm): Again, focus on how to be productive. Pepper in the words "optimize" and "dynamic." This might be hard to do (especially in the context of psychological research), but do so anyway ("optimize my reading schedule," "dynamic hand-pencil interface."
5 pm: Cook dinner. Make adult food. Lots of fiber. And hard-boiled eggs (the boring kind).
5:45 pm: Voting [Ann Arbor has a millage measure on the ballot]. Convince voting booth people that you're an adult by not using your sparkling blue gel pen to fill out the voting application and instead choosing a black pen. Well done.
6 pm: Watch "Arrested Development" for the rest of the evening, blog about being an adult.
Welcome to my first day of adulthood[ish]
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