It's a Michigan thing...

Summer frat boy style:

1. A pair of these

2. Ironic short shorts

3. Your dad's pair of boat shoes

4. 2011 model BMW (wouldn't leave home without it)

5. Backwards hat

6. Blackberry

7. 5 o'clock shadow

8. Beach ball

9. Somewhat inflated ego

SHIRT OPTIONAL

Enjoy, bro.