I was browsing Amazon for a book last night, and this popped up on the 'recommended' list:

I was very excited, and naturally I wanted to learn how to use pyramids to better my life, so I checked some customer reviews. Here is my favorite:

Excerpts:
"I...made my own pyramid water...when I drink it, I can think better. I don't know how it does that!...It makes water an elixir, by expanding the molecules"
I don't know what is more problematic: "Tianca's" statement about expanding water molecules to make an elixir, or the fact that 29 out of 34 people found her review helpful.
Meanwhile, I've decided to write a similar book:
