Ok I guess...

Fine, I guess I'll start blogging again. It consumes a good chunk of my time, but it's about the only place that I can post my newest Michele Bachmann jokes:

1. Michele Bachmann is running for president because she needs a bigger closet, and the White House has a great master bedroom. Michele's husband also likes closets...

2. Michele Bachmann joined the Tea Party because she loves playing princess and has a lot of imaginary friends.

3. Sarah Palin is still mad at Michele for stealing her hairdresser...

4. The status of Michele's eternal soul is still under dispute due to her time working at the IRS.

5. Michele's autobiography, "My Story," was originally slated to be a picture book, but reviewers found it much too frightening for children.

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