Less climactic endings to Harry Potter...

1. Harry and Voldemort postpone their duel for several additional books (and several additions to J.K. Rowling's house), only to work things out in the end.

2. Voldemort realizes the error of his ways, gives Christmas back to the muggles, and has his heart grow three sizes that day...

3. Harry dies of food poisoning after eating some of Kreatcher's nasty cooking.

4. Hermione fails a class...

5. Zombie apocalypse.