Dear prospective Judges, Senators, and Representatives,
Hearing a recorded message describing how great you are is not my idea of an idyllic afternoon. In response, I think I will be recording my own propaganda message and calling each of your homes. Since I have fewer homes to call, however, expect a call about once every five minutes.
Also, your campaign signs are littering the entrance to my home. Again, in response, I will be setting up signs in front of each of your houses promoting my name for no apparent reason. Since I have to purchase fewer signs, however, you can expect them to be roughly five times the size of your signs.
Thank you for your time. I will only be voting for the least evil of you.
Sincerely,
Ben
Image credit: http://blog.mlive.com/chronicle/2008/08/large_01campaign_signs.jpg
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