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Monday, July 26, 2010

Some Ideas I Want to Pitch to You...

1. Instead of "Twilight: New Moon" I want to film "Twilight: Half Moon" about Vampire Dwarves...

2. Instead of the Slap Chop, a product called the Chan Chop, which is basically a replica of Jackie Chan's hand with a high quality stainless steel blade for your cooking/fighting needs.

3. Instead of Jersey Shore, a show called Golden Coast starring Betty White and several other cougars on the prowl...

4. "Star Wars 8: George Lucas Would Like To Purchase a New Villa"

5. "Land Before Time: The Story of Fossil Fuels" for kids.

6. A Scientology book series called "Men are from Mars, God is from Zepthar"

7. Mormon dating service called "The Book of Latter-day Faces"

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