1. Ooooh delicious teriyaki rice bowl with tiger shrimp!
2. Microwave for 4-5 minutes until boiling lava hot.
3. Open up flimsy plastic sheet on top of flimsy plastic bowl, get second degree steam burns.
4. Take bite of delicious teriyaki rice bowl with tiger shrimp, get second degree burns on tongue, flavor still a mystery.
5. After healing, take another bite of delicious teriyaki rice bowl with tiger shrimp, made not so delicious by broccoli, carrots, and other "authentic" vegetables
6. Spit out bite of highly non-delicious teriyaki rice bowl with disgusting attempt at tiger shrimp, recoil in agony due to bad taste/burns/broccoli.
7. Throw away highly non-delicious teriyaki rice bowl with disgusting attempt at tiger shrimp.
8. Order take out like you should have done in the first place.
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