When is it appropriate to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"? A thought exercise.

When it is not appropriate to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!":

1. When asked "what is this?"

2. During polite dinnertime conversation

3. While small-talking with friends

4. When indoors

5. When outdoors

6. When going through doors

When it is appropriate to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!":

1. When in Sparta during the rule of the Spartans

2. When LARPing (which is also never appropriate)

Conclusion: It is NEVER appropriate to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"