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You're a hairy wizard.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

NEW BLOG TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I"M LAZY USE QUOTATION MARKS FOR APOSTROPHE NO PUNCTUATION kthanx

Herro Prease. I'm Ben and this is my attempt at a blog. You are probably one of three people reading this, so either enjoy that exclusivity or wallow in your poor time management skills.

I will try to make you laugh, or at least smile, at whatever I post. The blog is not titled "Blank Inside" to be ironic in a hipster way (barf).

It is titled "Blank Inside" because it will be a terrific waste of time, much like a Blank Inside card is a terrific waste of money.

So please enjoy wasting your time in a somewhat interesting manner.

There are exits on either side of the screen:

<<<<<<<================ To your left
And to your right =================>>>>>>

And keep in mind that the nearest exit may be behind you *
(that dot is a symbol for "out of the plane of the page, which would make you laugh if you have had the (dis)pleasure of taking a high school physics class)

So I leave you to it.

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