NEW BLOG TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I"M LAZY USE QUOTATION MARKS FOR APOSTROPHE NO PUNCTUATION kthanx

Herro Prease. I'm Ben and this is my attempt at a blog. You are probably one of three people reading this, so either enjoy that exclusivity or wallow in your poor time management skills.

I will try to make you laugh, or at least smile, at whatever I post. The blog is not titled "Blank Inside" to be ironic in a hipster way (barf).

It is titled "Blank Inside" because it will be a terrific waste of time, much like a Blank Inside card is a terrific waste of money.

So please enjoy wasting your time in a somewhat interesting manner.

There are exits on either side of the screen:

<<<<<<<================ To your left

And to your right =================>>>>>>

And keep in mind that the nearest exit may be behind you *

(that dot is a symbol for "out of the plane of the page, which would make you laugh if you have had the (dis)pleasure of taking a high school physics class)

So I leave you to it.