Orders of Magnitude

Why not replace expressions like "a billion times better" with super cool Orders of Magnitude!

It sounds great!

"This one is 1x10^9 better than the other one."

"I want to be a 1x10^9-ionaire, soooo fricken bad..."

"If I had 1x10^6 dollars..."

If you found this funny, you might have serious problems (like I do)