5 Things NOT to do before finals

1. Dedicate yourself to listening to Justin Bieber's entire volume of work (limit it to his "good" work and you won't need to listen to anything)

2. Email your professor asking for a 2 hour meeting outside of office hours to "clarify what the hell you've been talking about for the last few months"

3. End your term paper with "This all makes sense, right?"

4. Wear your snuggie to the library.

5. Cocaine. Definitely don't do cocaine. And, though Ke$ha might argue otherwise, there is never a good time for cocaine.