1. My professors find it fun to see how much work I can do before I fall asleep in class.
2. The University of Michigan bus system loves to leave me waiting for long periods of time, eating away my time.
3. My internet has roughly the bandwidth of a rubber band.
4. There is not enough coffee to keep me awake.
5. Some people here are literally too stupid to insult.
Reasons why Soulja Boy's new song "Speakers Going Hammer" changed my life:
1. Soulja Boy wakes up early in the morning to greet his neighbors, reinforcing the value of community within our society.
2. Soulja Boy has "more ice than a polar bear," conveying the unfair distribution of wealth in our country and the divide between the "haves" and "have nots"
3. Soulja Boy discusses the importance of his speakers "going hammer, bammer bammer bammer,"teaching us of the need for catharsis on a daily basis.
4. Soulja Boy is "all tatted up," reminding us of the importance of self-expression.
5. Soulja Boy endorsed Kerry in 2004 (jk)
So get ready people. I'll be blogging again. Enjoy. Or not. And leave comments so I can make fun of you.
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