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Saturday, June 26, 2010

How CPR Works (What I learned during CPR training)*

1. Panic.
2. Pretend like you aren't panicking.
3. Check the victim's breathing if you can hear it over the sounds of your panicked gasps.
4. Start rescue breathing for the victim, inevitably making you more winded and lightheaded.
5. Start compressions. This will make you further exhausted.
6. Repeat approximately 1000x. If you are still alive, yay! If not, hopefully someone else knows CPR...

REPEAT CYCLE FOR NEXT CPR RESCUER

*Probably (and by probably I mean definitely not) endorsed by the Red Cross

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