


Admittedly, I didn't write this today. Nonetheless, I think it's fairly funny.
"move your body out on the floor put your troubles aside and start living anybody can let it go throw away all your problems cuz right now its party time girl don't feel out of place because i'm in love with this feeling right now...."
(please read these lyrics to mom until she realizes it's a song)
(tell her you wrote a poem for class)
(feel free to make it dramatic)
(in fact, add lots of pauses)
(insist on finishing the song)
(insist on singing it while she gives you a "dope beat")
(refuse to explain what a "dope beat" is)
(proceed to break things afterwards, claiming it's for your street cred)
(then do a victory lap around the house...)
(...with the cat)
(tell mom you are socializing him)
(then put him in mom's bed--fun surprise)
(then take a shower--be sure to use all the hot water)
(use her comforter as a towel, claiming that it "works better")
#howtoannoymom101
[this is in honor of mother's day]